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talkingmess

A string of improbable stories,
all taking place in the magical, mystical town of mumble fecal, ohio.

Each episode is slick, sassy, and celebrity free!

Podcast

Season Two

Season One

 Cooking Up a Cure pt 5

Our errant author finishes her erotic tall tale about a former patient caught in a smelly predicament. Does she satisfy the love of her life, even though he stinks like camel discharge? Or tell him to shrink-wrap his package and take a scalding hot shower?

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 Al Ramos – A Tribute

This episode we forego our normal stories of stupidity and hijinks to remember one of our best and dearest friends. Al Ramos.

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 Cooking Up a Cure Pt 4

Welcome to part four of our epic interview of deception and deceit with a notorious faux-french author. In this episode, our curious creator takes us down an x- rated path of pungent smells and repulsive desire.

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 Cooking up a Cure Pt 3

We should be learning about Dr. Ricebo Pricebus controversial concept. Instead they get sidetracked by restraining orders and smell.

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 Cooking up a Cure pt 2

More of our controversial and completely erroneous interview with the faux author of a book no one has read.

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 Cooking up a Cure Pt 1

Part 1 of a massive 5 part series of misinformation, disinformation and out right lies. We interview the controversial and completely faux author of a book called “Cooking up a Cure for Racism”.

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 MF YMCA Pt 3

A pickleball match goes def con turd!

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 Mumble Fecal YMCA

This episode takes Talkingmess to the third floor of the Y where a line-dancing class is underway. This is not a typical dance session. It’s more like an episode from “Real House Wives of Alice in Wonderland”.

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 Mumble Fecal YMCA

Mother-Son day at the Y goes terribly wrong

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 CSD Diet

a controversial and very fake diet to help certain humans find lost desire.

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Bio Dump pt 2

The insanity that makes TalkingMess tick. In prose and song.

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Bio Dump pt 1

What you need to know about TalkingMess. Including advice from a talking horse and an awful rendition of an American Classic.

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Ballad of the Great Archer FiddleStench pt 2

A battle of wills as Archer takes on the Mumble Fecal City council.

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Ballad of the Great Archer FiddleStench pt 1

Archer FiddleStench, scion of Mumble Fecal’s most powerful man, makes a surprise visit to a city council meeting.

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Weather Death

Breaking news:
Weather person Ionis Oblander’s forecast on a storm system so massive it will kill everyone in North America!

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Videos

Breaking news:
Weather person Ionis Oblander’s forecast on a storm system so massive it will kill everyone in North America!